No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow.  Roy W Howard Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once.  Unknown Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar.  D.H. Lawrence In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving.  Amit Ray Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation.  John W. Thompson If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.  Roald Dahl Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation.  Paul Feig Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend.  Ellen J. Barrier Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks.  Peter Barris All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar.  John Burnside see also Calendar & Math Sections 2 Pi Watch Accurate Pie Chart Apple Pi Edible Pi Math in Africa Math Clock Math Dice Mathematician’s Truck Newfoundland Digital Clock Pi Chart Pi Pie Pumpkin Pi When is Double Pi Day? Why is Pi Day celebrated on March 14th? 
