Mobile Swamp Home

Jethro’s other house is a fishing boat



Mobile Swamp Home

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A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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18-Jan-2019