Organic Compromise

Just when you thought it was Organic and Gluten-Free





When organic bread isn’t organic

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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26-Sep-2018