Six Hunnit

LeRoy uses a secret code to access his bank account



Six Hunnit And Fiddy Dollars

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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Sir Claus Moser

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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16-Jan-2018