Six Hunnit

LeRoy uses a secret code to access his bank account



Six Hunnit And Fiddy Dollars

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Richard Nixon was just offered two million dollars by Schick to do a commercial - for Gillette. - Gerald Ford

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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15-Jul-2018