Six Hunnit

LeRoy uses a secret code to access his bank account

Six Hunnit And Fiddy Dollars

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

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