Smelly Tree

Some arborists live and breathe their job



Tree in shape of a nose

Complete tree care and tree face sculpture

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Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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24-Nov-2017