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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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