Speed Limit Fraction

Some school zones have very precise speed restrictions



School Zone Speed Limit Fraction

Making road safety a priority

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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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