Surprise Announcement

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Surprise Announcement

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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20-Apr-2019