That’s My Bed

Some dog beds are not to be shared



That's the dog's bed

Give your dog a good night’s rest with a heated dog bed

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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15-Dec-2017