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How to get along with your wife

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Take my wife - please! - Henny Youngman

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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