How to Twerk at Work

When not to “Work it”





Twerking - to dance to hip-hop or pop music in a very sensual way typically by thrusting or shaking the buttocks and hips while in a squatting or bent-over position.

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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15-Oct-2018