Bacon BBQ Table

Backyard picnic table inspires bacon craving



Backyard picnic table in shape of bacon pieces

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Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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19-Oct-2019