Bacon BBQ Table

Backyard picnic table inspires bacon craving



Backyard picnic table in shape of bacon pieces

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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18-Nov-2018