Bartender Spill

How bartenders get tipsy on the job



Just before a bartender spills a tray of beer on himself

Thy noticed a drop in sales at the pub that day

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

You're a bartender, y'aint a mortrician. - Archie Bunker

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill. - Archie Bunker

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


see also   Bartender  Section
Before 12 Beers
Brew Haul-her - 12 Brewskies At A Time
Cup That Runneth Over
If Alcohol Talked
Kegerator
Little Drinker
Little Drinking Problem
One Beer A Day
“One Drink A Day” Schedule
One Glass Per Day
Pickup Bartender
Red Wine Diet
Redneck Wine Glass


 

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10-Dec-2017