Carnations vs. Roses

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How to find out if she prefers carnations or roses

How to find out if she prefers carnations or roses

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

Everything's coming up roses - for me. - Ethel Merman

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

It is by believing in roses that one brings them to bloom. - French Proverb

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

We rose to bring about Eutopia,
But all we got was Dev's myopia. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses. - Alphonse Karr

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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