Fast Beach Chicken

Gliding in a seagull’s jet stream



Seagull in front of background jets and jet stream

QuotaBills
The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


see also   Bird  &  Illusion  Sections
Angry Birds
Bird Smoker
Buddha Plane
Cold Canada Winter
Construction Clouds
Happy Sky
Here Comes Another One
Ice Cream Clouds
Jar of Birds
Jet Propelled Eagle
Painfull Skydive
Redneck Bird Feeder
Stork Exhaust
Titanic’s Non-Romantic Scene
Winter Mirror

 

GoosePrints

Louisiana Potholes

Cheers!

Billy Goat Gruff

Girlfriend Math

Coffee Days

Marathon Runner Tip

Seaweed Burger

Blinker Fluid

Doc In A Box

One At A Time

Life And Beer Are Very Similar

Redneck Speed Bump

Studley Tool Chest

Shopping With Your Husband

PEI Weather

Math Lab Bust

Political Floor

Redneck Winter Tires

Fish Fingers
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

18-Feb-2019