First Signs Of Spring

Finding one man’s treasure hidden in a snow bank



Spring thaw reveals car hidden in snow bank

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself. - Ernest Hemingway

Today's weather forecast: heavy showers of blessings, strong wings to blow your worries away, followed by warm hugs and kisses to put smiles on your face. - Unknown

An Irishman will always soften bad news, so that a major coronary is no more than 'a bad turn' and a near hurricane that leaves thousands homeless is 'good drying weather'. - Hugh Leonard

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February. - Mark Twain


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