German Flatulence Control

Fartkontrol on the Autobahn



Fartkontrol Sign on the German Autobahn

Fartkontrol translation
Danish - fartkontrol;    English - speed control

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We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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19-Jan-2018