![]() Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. 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