Gun Laws

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim