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Cat held in front of face - illusion of a cat mustache

Marvin was growing a cat mustache

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker


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25-Apr-2018