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Cat held in front of face - illusion of a cat mustache

Marvin was growing a cat mustache

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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23-Jan-2018