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Cat held in front of face - illusion of a cat mustache

Marvin was growing a cat mustache

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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12-Dec-2018