Secondhand Vegetarian

Verging on borderline Vegan

Secondhand vegetarian - cows eat grass, I eat cows

Secondhand vegetarian - cows eat grass, I eat cows

Evidence-based vegetarians prepare healthy vegetarian recipes

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway

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