Secondhand Vegetarian

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Secondhand vegetarian - cows eat grass, I eat cows

Secondhand vegetarian - cows eat grass, I eat cows

Evidence-based vegetarians prepare healthy vegetarian recipes

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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