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We need a great president. - Donald Trump

My land is above the levees. - Donald Trump

Don't underestimate her. - Donald Trump

I don't like the crying. - Donald Trump

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

It's disgraceful. It's amazing they can get away with it. - Donald Trump

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken. - Donald Trump

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I have had lobbyists, and I have had some very good ones. They could do anything. - Donald Trump

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

I'm not going to run for governor because I'm having too much fun doing what I'm doing now. - Donald Trump

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way. - Donald Trump

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

We'll spend it alone together; we won't have people around. That's the best. I feel really comfortable in a bathrobe. - Donald Trump

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump