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Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant

The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey. - Ernest T. Seton


see also   Moose  Section
Albino Moose
Anon-y-moose
Backyard Canadian Pool
Call Of The Wild
Canadian Kiss
Canadian Moose Dog
Canadian North Cookbook
Canadian Polo
Canadian Squirrel
Don’t Annoy A Moose!
Driver’s License Please
Logging Moose - Alaskan Clydesdale - Only in Alaska
Lucky Moose
Moose Camouflage
Moose Cheese
Moose Hunt
Moose Loader
Moose Nuggets for Diabetes
Moose Parking
Moose Police
Moose Steak
Moose Team
Moosedemeanor

Mooselims
Moostake
Nature Calls
Newfie Moose Hunters
Only in Canada: MacMoose
Only In Canada - Nosey Moose
Plenty of Room for God’s Creatures
Watch For Moose On Road
Winter in Wyoming
Wired Moose

 

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18-Nov-2017