Himilayan Cure for Constipation

Hi, my name’s Cliff - drop over some time!



Himilayan cure for constipation

QuotaBills
The cure for grief is motion. - Elbert Hubbard

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - Ben Franklin

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. - Dorothy Parker

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw


see also   Bathroom,  Medical  &  Stress  Sections
Constipated Mathematician

Acceptable Doctors Sign
Colon Celery
Colorectal Exam For Dogs
Colorectal Surgeon Praise
Dog Proctologist
Fart Facts
First Proctologist Exam
German Flatulence Control
Menopause Sucks
One Wee Scottish Farty
Proctologist Call
Proctologist’s Second-Hand Prescription
Psychiatrist’s Patient Advice
Singing Gynecologist
 

Grandma's Remedies

Congressional Motors 2012 Car

Lane Closure

SUV Sinkhole

Symbol Sudoku Puzzles

Why Such A Big Handbag?

Double Vision

World's Ugliest Dog

Bike Ferris Wheel

Redneck Restaurant

Redneck Sandals

Friends Stick Together

Computer Bread

Safety Nap

Gate Crasher - How NOT To Stop Your Car

iBrella

Volunteer Fire Fighter

Tampax Protection

No Feeding

2fer Sudoku Puzzles
Submissions by Barry McCartneyFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

22-May-2017