Country Irony

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Freedom of Speech vs. Freedom of Choice

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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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