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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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