Full Moon Savings

It’s time for change!

Time for full moon and daylight savings time

Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Daylight is an amazing boost for bravery. - Debra Pickman

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain

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