Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends



Goose talk between friends

It’s a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Hold a true friend with both hands. - Unknown

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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25-Jun-2017