Italian Corn Maze

This farmer should have bought “no fault” insurance



Italian Earthquake Corn Maze

A farmer stands in the middle of a man-sized rift caused by an earthquake in Italy

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Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none. - Thomas Carlyle

If you think you have no faults, that makes one more. - Jack Hampasch

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. - Jeanette Rankin

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own. - Chinese Proverb

I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them. - Samuel Beckett

Unless you bear with the faults of others, you betray your own. - Pubilius Syrus

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much pleasure in noticing those of others. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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23-Nov-2017