Redneck Blinds

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Redneck Curtain Blinds

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An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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27-Jul-2017