Vice Grip Handles

Handling workbench tools - choose wisely



Choosing the right Vice Grip for the job at hand

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He hadn't a single redeeming vice. - Oscar Wilde

Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become. - Carl Jung

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

The nice thing about standards is, there are so many to choose from. - Unknown

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

You may choose to look the other way but you can never say again that you did not know. - William Wilberforce

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

We are not permitted to choose the frame of our destiny, but what we put into it is ours. - Dag Hammarskjold

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

The demand for certainty is one which is natural to man, but is nevertheless an intellectual vice. - Bertrand Russell

When you cannot make up your mind between two evenly balanced courses of action, choose the bolder. - Unknown

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper


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