When I Was Three

The joy of eating puddle mud pies



Making mud pies from a puddle in the driveway

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Children should be seen and not heard. - Unknown

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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