When I Was Three

The joy of eating puddle mud pies



Making mud pies from a puddle in the driveway

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein


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21-Jun-2018