When I Was Three

The joy of eating puddle mud pies



Making mud pies from a puddle in the driveway

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Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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28-Jul-2017