When I Was Three

The joy of eating puddle mud pies



Making mud pies from a puddle in the driveway

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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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19-Nov-2017