Cockpit Announcement
A plane was
taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain
made an announcement over the intercom,
“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain
speaking.
Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is
good and therefore we should have a smooth flight, Now sit back and relax. - OH MY
GOD!”
Silence.
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
“Ladies and
Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking the
flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my
lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
A passenger in Coach said,
“That's
nothing. He should see the back of mine!”