Drawbacks To Working In A Cubicle
- Being told
to "think outside the box" when you're in a @#$%?*! box all day long;
- Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind
you;
- Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire;
- That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese;
- Lack of roof rafters for the noose;
- The walls are too close together for a hammock to work right;
- 24 power cords, 1 outlet;
- Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds;
- When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you;
- You can't slam the door when you need to.