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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


see also   Office  &  Work  Sections
AIG Bonus
Employee Factory - Join The Crowd!
Employee Happiness Kit
Employee Of The Month
Employee Promotion
Employee’s Raisin Pay Bonus Program
Haircut For Staff Meetings
New Employee Hiring Test
Overly Ambitious Employee
Short Staff
Sitting On The Throne - Shorter Employee Bathroom Breaks
So You Want A Day Off
Staff Communications
Staff Meeting
Staff Notice - Something Called Work
Staff Teeth
Things To Do in an Office Meeting

 

You Want Me To Do What?

Mirror Lake

Kitchen Thing

Light Road

Coffee Spoon

Show Stopper

Water Judge

Litter of DalCations

Fitness On The Bus

Deluxe Peanut Butter Jam Sandwich

Neighbour's Fence

Smoking Hot Body

Take Away Van

Emotion Stew

Appenzell, Switzerland

Holy Day Inn

Rising To The Occasion

High Wire Act

Sunday Drive in the Country

Cloud Swing
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19-Aug-2019