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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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Employee Factory - Join The Crowd!
Employee Happiness Kit
Employee Of The Month
Employee Promotion
Employee’s Raisin Pay Bonus Program
Haircut For Staff Meetings
New Employee Hiring Test
Overly Ambitious Employee
Short Staff
Sitting On The Throne - Shorter Employee Bathroom Breaks
So You Want A Day Off
Staff Communications
Staff Meeting
Staff Notice - Something Called Work
Staff Teeth
Things To Do in an Office Meeting

 

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22-May-2019