Employee Training

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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. - Dorothy Parker

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


see also   Office  &  Work  Sections
AIG Bonus
Employee Factory - Join The Crowd!
Employee Happiness Kit
Employee Of The Month
Employee Promotion
Employee’s Raisin Pay Bonus Program
Haircut For Staff Meetings
New Employee Hiring Test
Overly Ambitious Employee
Short Staff
Sitting On The Throne - Shorter Employee Bathroom Breaks
So You Want A Day Off
Staff Communications
Staff Meeting
Staff Notice - Something Called Work
Staff Teeth
Things To Do in an Office Meeting

 

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18-Mar-2019