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tribesmen can only double or halve numbers  by using pebbles as counters. By halving and
doubling, they take any two numbers, multiply them and come out with the right answer. Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young College is a refuge from hasty judgment.  Robert Frost I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown I've won at every level, except college and pro.  Shaquille O'Neal Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.  Mark Twain Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen see also College, Puzzle & School Sections Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Math College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math suJoku Puzzles WalMart Math 
