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tribesmen can only double or halve numbers  by using pebbles as counters. By halving and
doubling, they take any two numbers, multiply them and come out with the right answer. Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert I've won at every level, except college and pro.  Shaquille O'Neal Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.  Mark Twain I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.  Jaden Smith It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports  I'll watch everything except maybe hockey.  Andy Roddick You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann see also College, Puzzle & School Sections Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Math College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math suJoku Puzzles WalMart Math 
