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tribesmen can only double or halve numbers  by using pebbles as counters. By halving and
doubling, they take any two numbers, multiply them and come out with the right answer. Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also College, Puzzle & School Sections Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Math College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Hangman Math Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math suJoku Puzzles WalMart Math 
