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tribesmen can only double or halve numbers  by using pebbles as counters. By halving and
doubling, they take any two numbers, multiply them and come out with the right answer. Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports  I'll watch everything except maybe hockey.  Andy Roddick You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  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