Fill 'Er Up
A young man
at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and
order,
“Gimme three flat tires and a couple of headlights.”
Bewildered he goes to the kitchen and tells the cook,
“I think
this guy's in the wrong store, look at what he ordered!”
The cook says,
“He wants
three pancakes & two eggs sunny-side up.”
The waiter takes a bowl of beans to the trucker.
He looks at it and growls,
“What's
this? I didn't order this!”
The young man tells him,
“The cook
says that while you're waiting for your parts you might as well gas up!”