If your divot continuously travels farther than your ball, consider reading as a pastime.
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.
Some golfers believe “overclubbing” can be corrected by “overlooking” or “undercounting”.
When using a caddie it can also be corrected by “overtipping”.
Tee your ball high - air offers less resistance than dirt.
Why is it that when you tell yourself, “don’t hit it in the water” your body only seems to hear the word “water”?
The members who command the best service at your golf club either have the lowest handicaps or the highest bar bills.
If you find yourself pleased that you locate more balls in the rough than you actually have lost, your focus is totally wrong and your personality might not be right for golf... it is also just a matter of time before the IRS investigates your business.
You know your golf game is improving when you start missing shots much closer than you used to.
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing at you.
Golf’s a hard game to figure. One day you’ll go out and slice it, shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
Golf is like marriage: if you take yourself too seriously it won’t work... and both are expensive.