Persian Rug Sales
A woman walks
into a shop that sells very expensive persian rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect
rug. She walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel its texture, she farts.
Embarrassed, she looks around to see if anyone has noticed. As she turns back, there,
standing next to her, is a salesman.
“Good day, Ma'am, how may I help you?”
Very uncomfortably she asks,
“How much
does this rug cost?”
“Lady,” he answers,
“if you
farted just touching it, you're going to crap when you hear the price.”