1. The engine’s runnin’ but ain’t nobody driving = Not overly intelligent. 2. As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party (self-explanatory). 3. Tighter than bark on a tree = Not very generous. 4. Big hat, no cattle = All talk and no action. 5. We’ve howdied but we ain’t shook yet = We’ve made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced. 6. He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow = He has a pretty high opinion of himself. 7. She’s got tongue enough for ten rows of teeth = That woman can talk. 8. It’s so dry the trees are bribin’ the dogs = We really could use a little rain around here. 9. Just because a chicken has wings doesn’t mean it can fly = Appearances can be deceptive. 10. This ain’t my first rodeo = I’ve been around awhile. 11. He looks like the dog’s been keepin’ him under the porch = Not the most handsome of men. 12. They ate supper before they said grace = Living in sin. 13. Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope = Stop arguing and do as you’re told. 14. As full of wind as a corn-eating horse = prone to boasting. 15. You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesn’t make them biscuits = You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn’t change what it is. see also   Language   &  Redneck   Sections How To Cook A Deer How To Make A Deer Stand Hunting Partners Kitchen Time Out Passing The Buck Redneck Deer Stand Redneck Doork Redneck Family Gathering Redneck Porch Hunter Redneck Quotes Redneck Riding Lawnmower Redneck Teeter Totter Redneck Tractor Redneck Tricycle Redneck Wave Runner Summer in Saskatchewan Tree Stand Woman Sharpshooter Young Body Painter Double Rainbow Sunday Paper Nahtzee I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor

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