[Four married guys went fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place...]
First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”
Second guy:“That’s nothing! I had to promise my wife I’ll build her a new deck for the pool.”
Third guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I’ll remodel the kitchen for her.”
They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not said a word. So they
asked him. “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”
“I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the
wife a nudge and said, ’Fishing, or Sex?’ and she said, ’Wear a sweater.’ ”
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