Finger Lickin’ Good!

Let Little Johnny choose the best dog food

(Only the dog knows for sure)



Child licking finger next to dog's rear end

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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20-Oct-2017