Finger Lickin’ Good!

Let Little Johnny choose the best dog food

(Only the dog knows for sure)



Child licking finger next to dog's rear end

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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