Never Say Never - Things You Should Never Do
Never lend
your car to anyone to whom you have given birth;
Never test the depth of a river with both feet;
Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant;
Never teach your children to be cunning - you'll be one of their very first victims;
Never say 'oops' in the operating room;
Never try to pick up a woman who's wearing a Super Bowl ring;
Never interrupt an enemy while he's making a mistake;
Never ask what goes into a hot dog;
Never call a man a fool - borrow from him;
Never be afraid of the deafeningly obvious - it is always news to somebody;
Never marry for money - you can borrow it a lot cheaper;
Never tell a woman she doesn't look good in some article of clothing she has
just purchased;
Never start a project until you've picked someone to blame.