A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
Don’t cry because it’s over - smile because it happened.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colours... but they all exist very nicely in the same box.
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
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