New School Prayer

Alternative verse to The Lords Prayer


[Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned... kids in Arizona wrote the following “NEW” School prayer...]

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.

We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but “FIRST” the Bible.
To quote the Good Book, makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” don’t belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments aren’t allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen




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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

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You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

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