[Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned... kids in Arizona wrote the following “NEW” School prayer...]
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.
We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but “FIRST” the Bible.
To quote the Good Book, makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” don’t belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments aren’t allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan
My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama
Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther
Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo
A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown
God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker
Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin
God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler
Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst
He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston
I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot
In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore
In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein
It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard
A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon
To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov
If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana
The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona
The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller
If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain
We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt
If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar
Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale
What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho
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