[Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned... kids in Arizona wrote the following “NEW” School prayer...]
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.
We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but “FIRST” the Bible.
To quote the Good Book, makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” don’t belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments aren’t allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen
Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora
Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx
God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown
I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain
I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus
My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins
God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor
History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen
God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb
Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker
I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman
Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler
I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain
Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis
Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers
Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin
To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov
The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain
I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke
Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr
For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible
If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden
Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes
People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump
It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell
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