New School Prayer

Alternative verse to The Lords Prayer


[Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned... kids in Arizona wrote the following “NEW” School prayer...]

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.

We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They’ve outlawed guns, but “FIRST” the Bible.
To quote the Good Book, makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.
It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such “judgments” don’t belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments aren’t allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen




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I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

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A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

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The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

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You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

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In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

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Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

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15-Nov-2018