When a couple caught an intruder in their bedroom, he pulled a gun and announced, “Now that you’ve seen me, I’m going to have to shoot you.”

Pointing his weapon at the woman, he said, “I like to know the names of my victims. What’s your name?"
“Elizabeth,” the woman shakily replied.

The intruder said, “I can’t do this - my mother’s name was Elizabeth.”

The burglar then aimed his gun at the husband and asked, “What’s your name?”
“Joe,” the terrified man said. “But all my friends call me Elizabeth.”