Disaster Preparedness for the Lottery
A lottery lobbyist defends the lottery

’The state of Oregon paid $124,700 to a Virginia firm for a disaster preparedness plan that would keep the state’s lottery system active even in the event of an earthquake.

A lottery spokesman defended the expenditure by stating the importance of keeping the games up and running even during a natural disaster because it generates $1 million a day in revenues for the state.

Hmmmm... a lottery lobbyist defending the lottery - what are the odds?


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