A jumbo jet is just coming into the Vancouver Airport on its final approach.

The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Vancouver. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Vancouver.”

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot, “Well, skipper, whatcha gonna do in Vancouver?”

“Well,” says the skipper, “first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap... then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge chest out for dinner... Then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and make love to her big time all night.”

Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess. Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says, “No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a crap first.”