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Reasons To Play Golf (PG)

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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22-Sep-2018