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Reasons To Play Golf (PG)

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Where there's a Will there's a Fairway. - Unknown

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump


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19-Nov-2018