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“I'll have to give up the pipe after all, too much work,
and go back on the cigarettes!”
“Is this what they call pumping iron?”
“We need a garden irrigation system," she says. So I say, “Honey, we'll save a bundle if we do it ourselves...”
“Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go.
The pipes are heavy
and the wages too low.
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho!”
It kinda gets ya' singing the dwarfs song!
“Now I see why that sneaky elephant called in sick today!”
“The boss was cruel on those who were late to work.”
“The job description said 'BYOB'... how was I to know that meant 'break your only back'!”
“And you think your job sucks?”
“... And with only one leg too!”
“These are the biggest liquorish sticks that I could find.”
“Sewer... That's what you say!”
“WHY didn't I listen to my career advisor!”
Chris Le Mottée
“Nah. This is the easy part. I have to carry them back filled with coccaine!”
“Dude, this is gonna be the biggest bong ever!”
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