My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck – so I started jumping up and down along with her.

When she said, “Honey, I have some really great news for you!” I said, “Great. Tell me what you're so happy about.”

She stopped jumping, breathing heavily, when she told me that she was pregnant and there was more!

I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, “That's great! I couldn't be happier!”

I asked, “What do you mean 'more'?”

She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said, “Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit - and both tests came out positive!”